Song from the EP: I Love You (...But You've Got Nits) by Sniffany & The Nits released December 2, 2019 https://gobnation.bandcamp.com/album/i-love-you-but-youve-got-nits-2
about: gobnationrecords@gmail.com for enquiries
"For months now, The Nits have been scuttling and weaving their way through the dark forestry of your hairstyle, searching for fertile patches of soft scalp to suck dry. You’d almost gotten used to the perpetual itch, always moving, always a step ahead, but now...something’s happened. Something’s changed. Your condition has worsened!
You’ve started to hear noises. Barely audible at first, just background static, but growing louder each day. Now, during quiet moments- in a toilet cubicle, alone in bed- you swear you can hear the sounds of instruments. No-one believes you. But you’re convinced: The Nits have formed a band!
Sometimes, if you really concentrate, you can hear snatches of their music. Spindly, gothic hardcore riffs. Skittish, pogo-punk drumming. Inane, circular bass playing. You can even hear the band members on their breaks between songs- tiny hisses of lager cans opening, small, awful voices shouting names like ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ถ, ๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ท๐๐๐, ๐ช๐๐๐ and ๐ฅ๐๐๐พ๐. The mention of a three track tape on a record label named ๐ข๐๐ท ๐ฉ๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐? Song titles? "๐ฉ๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐ท", "๐ซ๐พ๐๐๐ ๐ต๐ถ๐๐" and "๐ข๐๐๐น ๐ต๐๐"?
Your only explanation: The Nits have breached the threshold of your scalp and burrowed straight down into the fleshy surface of your brain. Your only solution: a visit to ๐ฎ๐๐พ๐ป๐ป๐ถ๐๐, Brighton’s most trusted and beloved Nit Nurse!
After a warm welcome, you find yourself on the operating table. She scrubs, combs, scrapes and plucks... it feels as though your scalp might peel straight off! Eventually, she reveals two shining sets of scalpels and pliers and gets to work, but, to your surprise, you find that, instead of getting quieter, the music is growing louder! It’s almost deafening now! Stranger still, Sniffany's lips aren't moving...but you can hear her voice. ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ถ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ๐พ๐! ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ถ ๐ท๐๐! ๐ผ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐ฝ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ท๐ถ๐๐! What does it mean? ๐ด๐๐’๐๐ ๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐. ๐ต๐พ๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ผ’๐ ๐ถ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐ต๐๐ถ๐น๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐พ๐! What? ๐ผ ๐ธ๐ถ๐’๐ ๐ท๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐ ๐ถ ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐, ๐ท๐๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐! Excuse me?
Why? You ask yourself, as you writhe there in agony. Why can’t I get these Nits out of my head?" ๐ฐ ๐ ❀๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐พ๐๐๐พ๐ถ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฐ
Song from the EP: I Love You (...But You've Got Nits) by Sniffany & The Nits
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https://gobnation.bandcamp.com/album/i-love-you-but-youve-got-nits-2
about:
gobnationrecords@gmail.com for enquiries
"For months now, The Nits have been scuttling and weaving their way through the dark forestry of your hairstyle, searching for fertile patches of soft scalp to suck dry. You’d almost gotten used to the perpetual itch, always moving, always a step ahead, but now...something’s happened. Something’s changed. Your condition has worsened!
You’ve started to hear noises. Barely audible at first, just background static, but growing louder each day. Now, during quiet moments- in a toilet cubicle, alone in bed- you swear you can hear the sounds of instruments. No-one believes you. But you’re convinced: The Nits have formed a band!
Sometimes, if you really concentrate, you can hear snatches of their music. Spindly, gothic hardcore riffs. Skittish, pogo-punk drumming. Inane, circular bass playing. You can even hear the band members on their breaks between songs- tiny hisses of lager cans opening, small, awful voices shouting names like ๐ฒ๐๐๐๐ถ, ๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ท๐๐๐, ๐ช๐๐๐ and ๐ฅ๐๐๐พ๐. The mention of a three track tape on a record label named ๐ข๐๐ท ๐ฉ๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐? Song titles? "๐ฉ๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐ท", "๐ซ๐พ๐๐๐ ๐ต๐ถ๐๐" and "๐ข๐๐๐น ๐ต๐๐"?
Your only explanation: The Nits have breached the threshold of your scalp and burrowed straight down into the fleshy surface of your brain. Your only solution: a visit to ๐ฎ๐๐พ๐ป๐ป๐ถ๐๐, Brighton’s most trusted and beloved Nit Nurse!
After a warm welcome, you find yourself on the operating table. She scrubs, combs, scrapes and plucks... it feels as though your scalp might peel straight off! Eventually, she reveals two shining sets of scalpels and pliers and gets to work, but, to your surprise, you find that, instead of getting quieter, the music is growing louder! It’s almost deafening now! Stranger still, Sniffany's lips aren't moving...but you can hear her voice. ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐๐ ๐ถ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐ฝ๐ถ๐พ๐! ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐พ๐ ๐พ๐ ๐ถ ๐ท๐๐! ๐ผ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐ฝ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐ท๐ถ๐๐! What does it mean? ๐ด๐๐’๐๐ ๐๐ ๐น๐๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐. ๐ต๐พ๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ผ’๐ ๐ถ ๐๐ถ๐๐๐พ๐ ๐ต๐๐ถ๐น๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐พ๐! What? ๐ผ ๐ธ๐ถ๐’๐ ๐ท๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐ ๐ท๐ ๐ถ ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐, ๐ท๐๐๐ถ๐๐ฝ๐พ๐๐ ๐ท๐๐ ๐ฝ๐๐๐! Excuse me?
Why? You ask yourself, as you writhe there in agony. Why can’t I get these Nits out of my head?" ๐ฐ ๐ ❀๐๐๐ ๐ฒ๐พ๐๐๐พ๐ถ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฐ